Monday, 16 July 2012

CHEATERS Bungoma edition

CLIENT:
Mary Nasambu,contacted cheaters who suspects his boyfriend Kololi a boda boda is riding more than his bicycle. She comes to cheaters for answers.

MARY: Huyu Kololi aki nampenda,na ananichungaka fisuri. Akikucha nyumbani ananileteanga chuis na keki plaka forest,lakini hanitoshelesi kimapensi.

INVESTIGATION DAY 1:
Cheaters investigators wait for movement at the Bungoma bus park.

Suspect Kololi has a male customer approach & declines but an unknown female customer approaches and they share a brief greeting and he carries her to Sinoko where suspect Wakoli & the unknown female companion get into her house and stay there for hours. Kololi shows his infidelity in this recorded telephone conversation.

MARY: Kololi uko wapi.
KOLOLI: Si niko kasini.
MARY: Nipike nini zapa.
KOLOLI: Nitakunywa chai du.

With this piece of evidence cheaters meet Mary

CHEATERS CLIENT BRIEFING

GRECO: Hallo Mary.

MARY: Niko salama lapta wewe.

GRECO: You asked us to investigate if Kololi is cheating and this is what we got. Our investigators followed him at the bus stop...

MARY: Haiya!!! Huyu ni Kololi kwa fitio???

GRECO: A male customer approaches but declines but a female comes they share a moment and he carries her. Kololi carries her & we notice how his female customer is rubbing his back suggestively.

MARY: Wa Wa Wa!!! Hepu rewind!!! Haki huyo ni Nekesa kasini wangu.

GRECO: And they went to her house and he was there for 8 hours and he came out with a bottle of juice and cake.

MARY: Yani Kololi ana (tiiiii!!!) alafu ananiletea kegi???

GRECO: I know it's hard for you. (Phone rings) Haloo...yes...he's with her right now...we are a few minutes away...ok.
Mary those are cheaters investigators and Kololi is with her. Are you prepared?

MARY: Haki twende. Aniambie tu mbona ananifanyia hifi.

THE CONFRONTATION:

(Greco, Mary & cheaters crew in lantana bushes near the suspect's hide out. Kololi comes out to see the group)

MARY: Kololi kweli kweli tu unanifanyia nini?

KOLOLI: Aiii Mary mbona unani aipisha hifi?

MARY: Hunifanyiangi mapensi kumbe ni huyu pitch!

WOMAN: Unaita nani pitch!!!???

CONCLUSION:
In the cheaters car as they go.

GRECO: Now Mary what's yo next step.

MARY: Kina Kauntezia walinikatasako na sikuskia. Me nitaendea Wanjala tu at least watu wa mkokoteni hawanaga stress ama Kefin, wanaume wengi wananitakanga Wakoli anaesa kaa na huyo pitch. Wakwende huko.

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